Guatemala
Although i have not the entirity of my journal entries, here is the first one. It is late, but I did at least fufil my promise of it being up by the weekend. At least part of it. Enjoy the adventures of The Devouring Moose in a 3rd world country with a bunch of old fogies, his dad, and two older brothers.
FYI:
Group Memebers were the following: Bill, Hank, Peter, Wilma, Dorthy, Father Ken, Dad, Older Brother 1, Older Brother 2
Old Fogies = Everybody except my family
Journal Day 1
Pretty uneventful at airplane travel, but finally an unfortunate event overtook us: Father Ken lost all his bags except a small briefcase, so Peter will loan some of his small supply of clothes, since he is the only one of us that is a large/extra large shirt wearer. So will pile into a minivan and head off to a posh hotel, and have a dinner on the free appetizer, because the dinner was way too expensive. We indulge on some free beer, which later turns out to be very expensive non-complimentary stuffs. I desire to reign upon the throne, and my father says that I should get his bag in addition to my bag. We are on the 9th floor. Our room number is 834. Just in case it is a weird hotel or something, I briefly go down either way on level 9, just to make sure that our room wasn't there. It wasn't. However, there is a bathroom sign. I head towards it with the bags. The door is locked. I run all the way back the cafeteria place, and tell Dad that now i really need to go, and drop off the bags. I head into the elevator. I enter and another person enters with me. He hits the ground floor and I hit 8th floor.
These elevators, to reduce people coming in on the street, need to use a key card before you enter the floor #.When he gets in entered his card. A light around the button for the ground floor lights up. I hit the button for the 8th floor, but the light doesn't go on. He enters his card, but it still doesn't work. He says "perdon" (Spanish, sorry/pardon). I say "de nada" (Spanish, it's nothing). But it sure as heck is more than "nada" I really need to go now. Th elevator goes down 7 floors We finally hit ground floor and when the doors open for the guy to get out, another guy gets in. The light for #8 goes off, and the guy enters his card and hits #2. I just say to myself, it's fine. That will take no time at all. And I'm right. Once he gets off, I hit #8 again. The elevator stops at the 5th Floor, A dude enters. My light goes off and I catch the hang of things and enter my card. The guys mistakes my actions and says "gracias" (Spanish, thanks) and hits ground floor. I try to smile, but I really got to go. We hit ground floor and I smack 8th floor. I anxiously wait for someone else to intercept me, but I finally make it, enter my room, and am at peace. Jeeze. People these days.
FYI:
Group Memebers were the following: Bill, Hank, Peter, Wilma, Dorthy, Father Ken, Dad, Older Brother 1, Older Brother 2
Old Fogies = Everybody except my family
Journal Day 1
Pretty uneventful at airplane travel, but finally an unfortunate event overtook us: Father Ken lost all his bags except a small briefcase, so Peter will loan some of his small supply of clothes, since he is the only one of us that is a large/extra large shirt wearer. So will pile into a minivan and head off to a posh hotel, and have a dinner on the free appetizer, because the dinner was way too expensive. We indulge on some free beer, which later turns out to be very expensive non-complimentary stuffs. I desire to reign upon the throne, and my father says that I should get his bag in addition to my bag. We are on the 9th floor. Our room number is 834. Just in case it is a weird hotel or something, I briefly go down either way on level 9, just to make sure that our room wasn't there. It wasn't. However, there is a bathroom sign. I head towards it with the bags. The door is locked. I run all the way back the cafeteria place, and tell Dad that now i really need to go, and drop off the bags. I head into the elevator. I enter and another person enters with me. He hits the ground floor and I hit 8th floor.
These elevators, to reduce people coming in on the street, need to use a key card before you enter the floor #.When he gets in entered his card. A light around the button for the ground floor lights up. I hit the button for the 8th floor, but the light doesn't go on. He enters his card, but it still doesn't work. He says "perdon" (Spanish, sorry/pardon). I say "de nada" (Spanish, it's nothing). But it sure as heck is more than "nada" I really need to go now. Th elevator goes down 7 floors We finally hit ground floor and when the doors open for the guy to get out, another guy gets in. The light for #8 goes off, and the guy enters his card and hits #2. I just say to myself, it's fine. That will take no time at all. And I'm right. Once he gets off, I hit #8 again. The elevator stops at the 5th Floor, A dude enters. My light goes off and I catch the hang of things and enter my card. The guys mistakes my actions and says "gracias" (Spanish, thanks) and hits ground floor. I try to smile, but I really got to go. We hit ground floor and I smack 8th floor. I anxiously wait for someone else to intercept me, but I finally make it, enter my room, and am at peace. Jeeze. People these days.
5 Comments:
AAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!
Sorry, I'm a little crazy right now, as I finished the 6th Harry Potter book and feel both emotionally drained and ready to kill someone.
Cheers!
It may be funny in retrospect, but it was sure as heck not funny in the elevator.
That's understandable.
Hey, I took that 'what coffee are you quiz'. I am black coffee, and my caffeine addiction level is high. How ironic.
Yeah, I could see that one coming.
SURE, right. Of course you could.
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