Me of me

Story of my life

In a few sentences....

Dmoose is hungry. Dmoose is in the kitchen. He looks through the cabinet. There is nothing there for a hungry Dmoose. He looks in the cabinet above the oven. There is a plastic bag marked "symposium". Dmoose is aware that the "symposium" has already taken place, and Dmoose was present, therefore, he must be entitled to a share of the bag's contents. Dmoose opens the bag, and finds a nice box of chocolates, unopened. Dmoose is hungry. Dmoose puts two and two together, and makes an open box of chocolates. A box of upsidedown halfway melted chocolates. Dmoose is hungry, however, and eats two, and decides that they are not all that bad when upsidedown or halfway melted. Dmoose sees everthing, and finds it good. Then Dmoose hears the front door open, and quickly stuffs the open box into the nearest drawer, the knife drawer. It fits after a forced push and a half. Mother of Dmoose is ascending the stairs. Dmoose teleports to his chair at the computer and becomes consumed with his work in a matter of an instant. Mother of Dmoose walks into the kitchen, notices evidence of a fierce, desperate chocolate struggle, and jumps instantly to outrangeous conclusions. Did Dmoose eat some chocolates? Caught! But is the humiliation over? No, for Dmoose must tell where he has hidden the chocolates. Mother of Dmoose is angry, because she was saving those chocolates as a gift for someone. Dmoose observes that maybe she should have put a diferent sign on them. Mother of Dmoose gives a very insatisfactory response. Mother of Dmoose does not even thank Dmoose for testing them, and finding out that they were a box of upsidedown halfway melted chocolates, and that they would have not made a very good gift. No, poor Dmoose is made fun of, and beaten with sticks by cruel hobbiteses.Curses. Dmoose plots his revenge. Dmoose is still hungry.