Thursday, December 29, 2005

Short Story Intro

Edward Luther Kingsley was, what they used to call, a Gentleman. To be more exact, he followed the accepted codes of conduct for the male segment of Yorkshire, England, which involved such outdated practices as helping ladies into carriages, but since this was the 20th century, they had automobiles instead of carriages. The logistics were very much the same, except that one had to bend down to enter a automobile and one had to step up to enter a carriage. Nevertheless, Edward Luther Kingsley was a Gentleman. Edward deemed himself to be somewhat of a philosopher, poet and pacifist, but not necessarily in that order. He had a very singular personality, face, and occupation. He was, in all respects, very much a young ‘harmless’ idealist, and his entire physical manifestation displayed it. He tended to act eccentrically vague, by staring at something or someone with a strange, half-smile on his face, and not responding to the persons question, but rather, slowly tilting his head horizontally. It seemed that he himself was not doing it, but as if he was part of some machine which momentarily had forgotten him, and then suddenly remembered him with a jerk. His face was decidedly odd, but not ugly in the least. It was another unthought-of answer to the combinations of faces, which a person might, scratch his head, and say “Well! I hadn’t thought of that type of face. I suppose it works.” His occupation was unknown the general public but suffice it to say that it was as singular as the rest.
Edward Luther Kingsley was in the local pub in Howden, Yorkshire on a fire summer evening, sitting with a pint on his right, a piece of paper in the center and his pipe on the left. He was in the early stages of composing a poem, which went something like this:

One rare pleasant day in spring
In the unearthly woods of Hargart
two fair maidens who sweetly sing
The notes capture my heart

The maidens come from everywhere
Softly stepping o’er the leaves
With long thick ropes of heavenly hair
Those with me in the forest perceives

Alone with them I am alive
Else where I cannot say
O! what they contrive
I remember not what day!

Time and space are becoming one
Heaven on earth I am finding

Saturday, December 24, 2005

Christmas Rush

1)Dmoose arrives home after a fabulous feast at Grandparents house

2)Dmoose dashes into the garage and caps the bottle of Gorilla Glue left open.

3)Dmoose observes that the glue expanded and screwed up allignment of double axe blades.

4)Dmoose is seriously pissed about forgetting to cap the glue and is now seriously "put off"(to quote Princess Bride's *Prince Humperdinck*)

5)Through about half an hour of pulling, beating, chiseling, fileing and other such opperations (the glue wasn't even a 1/4 of the way hard, i.e. you don't mess with the Glue of the Gorilla once applied)

6)Then Everything is set and ready, including his totally time consuming dirk(which is one of my best works), and then "We Built This City" by Starship comes on out of the 2421 songs I have on my player, and I just laugh. Havn't heard it since God knows when. I've listened three times already, and I think I will a couple more times. Just cause. Anyhoo, Dmoose is still struggling, as usuall.

I've been saying "How goes the war?" to people for a couple years. They often say "the war for what?" and I always say, "the war to survive" But I think I'm losing, thankfully. If everything Christianity teaches about the afterlife is true, I'm just dieing to get there. Man, it's gonna really nice up there when you don't have to think or do anything or worry or ANYTHING!! yeah, how bout that? I dunno know about you, but that sounds just fine to me.
Yeah,
MERRY CHRISTMAS and may God bless the world with peace.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Huh?

I still find it kinda sad and funny that society is so acceptant of pre-marital sex but not very acceptant of a teenage mother.

On two other notes, I'm revisting LOTR soundtracks for all three movies and happen to break the promise/foretelling of the previous post.

Monday, December 19, 2005

Emotions

This is a good nice long blog, cause I won't be able to for a goodly amount of time.

I feel the need to go on a long walk with my sword in period garb with a friend or two and walk a good solid 20 miles. Not over the mountain like last time though. But put some serious distance in.

I've been thinking about things, future and general stuff. I'm gonna put a hell of a lot of time into this movie coming up, and need to do a serious job, if I'm gonna do this for the rest of my life. Also, this is like the first chance I get to show everyone I'm not messing around, that I am one teenager who is not screwing around, but is dead serious, and is going to be serious for the rest of his bloody life, thank you very much. Bloodly Junior year, though. Way too much time spent on school, not enough on movie.

As for Christmas, I'm getting a 250 gb HD, which will be useful, seeing as I have very little space on the other HD. Other than that, I'm just waiting around for the shooting dates. I'm actually only looking forward to playing Thief 3 and hanging out with my brothers. Oh, and I'll be earning some moneys to pay for the HD and Thief 3 and presents for people and new cell phone(old one is on its last legs) and other expensises. Bloody hell. I have no money any more. Maybe I could win a couple film festival prizes...

Been reading about film things and the way it all works. Never know too much.


I thought this saying up. Been growing on my mind, cause I do happen to be an idealist.

"There is no such thing as a harmless idealist. Idealists always try to recreate something. Nothing is recreated without harm to the original creation."

Fun Times

I just played mud football with my brothers. twas fun.

Monday, December 12, 2005

Whooooot

This totally rocks the house. I don't ever go on Ebaum's World or whatever, but a friend at school showed me this and it's totally wild. This guy rigged all his Christmas lights on the computer to time with this Savatage song on the CD, "the Lost Christmas". Totally wild. Gotta see it.

Sunday, December 11, 2005

Uhhuugg

Thousands of Terrible Curses descend upon school. I have too many more important things to do besides you. Burn and Crush you.

I've been balancing about three diferent things in my life right now, and I think I've been doing pretty well, but as usaull, the philosophical me doesn't get a chance to post due to some serious stuff going on right now.

1)Kick-Butt Action Movie
2)Pain-in-the-Butt Schoolwork
3)Big-Butted-annoying people

In #1, we have production dates and so forth, and I've been staying awake at night pondering shoots of people trashing other people in front of my camera.

In #2, ummm, no-thing ever....happened

Ahh-hem, in #3, various people have been talking to me, bugging me, making me do chores, and so forth. I need to move right now.

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Dmoose's Guide to Gorilla Glue Handling

*If you have never experianced Gorilla Glue before, you need to go to your local hardware store and grab some, and start glueing random family members to walls.*

I think it's about time I give Gorilla Glue some tribute, seeing as I use it so much.

So the precautions tell you avoid skin contact. Because otherwise it takes a good week for it to wear off. A week with big dark stains on your hands. People asking questions. Yeah. So i found out, through years of practice, what you can do to help prevent that from happening (by help I mean, doesn't always work. Other options are sandpaper, or just waiting it out).

1)rub large amounts of soap into your hands. Rub until dry.
2)Do your glueing of family members while trying to avoid contact with Gorilla Glue
3)Some glue gets on your hands
4)Clean up area
5)take paper towels or tissues and rub places on hands that have glue vigorously
6)Once there is no more stickyness, Rub more soap onto your hands until dry
7)In a couple hours, wash hands. If there is still stickyness after washing is complete, repeat steps 5 & 6.
8)stand and point and laugh at family members.

For the record, I do remember my brother telling me about some hippie who had a guitar that looked like it had been completely shattered, and then Gorilla Glued back up again. Apparently, that's what had happened. It sounded just fine too.

Also, for all you ignorant people, Gorilla Glue is really tough stuff. Like, you probably could glue someone their back flat, four feet up the wall. Seriously.

On a technical note, I've been using this website more and more often for research about various insundury. Pretty nice.

Monday, December 05, 2005

thinkin'

I've been thinking about things. Deep things, about Truth, Life, and Goodness. I'll post some more later, but just wanna leave you guys with this little nugget of gold.

If you don't think about what happens after you die, you never die.

Brilliant. Just great. Just about, I'd say, somewhere like "WAY TO MANY" Americans, all around me think this way, subconsciencously. Me, I am kinda looking forward to death. Just to see who is really right.

Oh, and another thing. Agnostics. Don't you dare ever let me catch you saying something like "I was there first" or "you promised" because, guess what? According to you, since there are no standards, it shouldn't matter whether you were there first, or he promised, right? Right. Oh, and you shouldn't give a damn about other people either, because you couldn't possibly be doing good to send money over to Africa

God, I love C. S. Lewis and his Mere Christianity *grin*

Sunday, December 04, 2005

ha

This had me totally off the walls. "White Collar Crime" I LOVE it.